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    1. Tinkerbell is an Asus EEE PC running grml-medium.

    2. Though sometimes ill-behaved and vindictive, at other times she is helpful and kind to Peter (for whom she apparently has romantic feelings). The extremes in her personality are explained in-story by the fact that a fairy's size prevents her from holding more than one feeling at a time.

      1. Since grml was made as a Live CD, we need to create a bootable USB version first. Unfortunately, I only run OS X, so I had to jump through some hooks to do this. But read yourself.

      2. Preliminaries: You need Parallels (5582 works) and a USB stick with 256 MB or more.

      3. Download grml-medium. I used 0.1-rc1.

      4. Plug in the USB stick.

      5. If you wish to keep the data on the stick, now is the time to do an image with help of Disk Utility. All data will be erased soon.

      6. Setup a new Parallels instance to run Debian Linux, don't add a hard disk but boot from the ISO.

      7. Unmount the USB stick in OS X.

      8. Boot grml giving this to the loader: linux26 irqpoll

      9. Activate the USB stick in Parallels when you got into a shell.

      10. (I assume the stick is /dev/sda1, PLEASE DOUBLECHECK with dmesg.)

      11. Make a FAT16 filesystem: mkfs.vfat -F 16 -v /dev/sda1

      12. Mount the stick: mount /dev/sda1 /mnt/external1

      13. Copy the image: cp -a /live/image/* /mnt/external1

      14. Place the bootloader: mv /mnt/external1/boot/isolinux/* /mnt/external1

      15. umount /mnt/external1

      16. Install the bootloader: syslinux /dev/sda1

      17. Install the mbr: dd if=/usr/lib/syslinux/mbr.bin of=/dev/sda (NOT sda1!)

      18. Make the partition bootable: fdisk /dev/sda, a, 1, w.

      19. Shut down grml: halt

      20. Close Parallels.

      21. Grab the atl2 package at http://deb.grml.org/pool/main/a/atl2/ and put it somewhere on the stick.

      22. Unmount the USB stick in OS X again.

      1. Warning: Your current EEE installation will be erased.

      2. Plug in the USB stick, press ESC while booting the EEE PC and select it.

      3. Get into a shell and run cfdisk /dev/hdc. Partition your disk, I just made one big Linux partition.

      4. Run grml2hd, select /dev/hdc1 as target disk.

      5. Install the bootloader to /dev/hdc.

      6. Format as ext3 (or ext2 if you are paranoid about your SSD. However, I don't buy it).

      7. Configure the boot parameters to include hdc=noprobe hdc=none. The SSD will be very slow else!

      8. Use grub.

      9. Reboot into your fresh grml.

      1. Run grml-x -force fluxbox as root once to auto-configure X11.

      2. Edit /etc/X11/xorg.conf, uncomment the keyboard section and adjust your keyboard layout.

      3. Upgrade the system: apt-get update && apt-get upgrade

      4. Set the timezone: dpkg-reconfigure tzdata

      5. Adjust /etc/grml/autoconfig.